Facepalm

Andres: I want only rice and sabaw.
Me: (proceeds to put vegetables on his rice)
Andres: Do you know that some moms let their kids eat only rice and sabaw? 


Kedron: Nanay, I have a life hack.
Me: O?
Kedron: If you're feeling hot, place your boxers or panties in the freezer for an hour and then put them on. You will start to feel cold.